Conversations at My House

Me: "I don't want to go to bed.  I need to go to sleep because I have to go to work tomorrow, but I don't want to."

Lee: "You can stay up and watch the Lakers game with me.  I can teach you about people like Martin (pronounced Mar-teen)  Gortat.  AND Matt Barnes: Sac Town's Finest."

Or, I could set all my hair on fire.  

Or, I could just go to sleep.

Yes, I choose that.