Here it is:
I made dinner.
It created this many dishes, none of which I had to do because my boyfriend is the best boyfriend.
Also, said boyfriend tries to pull terrible pranks on me.
Piece of Evidence #1: Putting a large, feathery dream catcher on our bed.
I told him that I hate the dream catcher.
Then he told me that his grandmother purchased it for him on real Navajo tribal land while driving from Texas to Sacramento to visit him when he was a little boy.
This was no prank.
You can't make someone get rid of his real Navajo grandma gift.
But I don't have to like it.
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