I nearly died of laughter when I heard these next two quotes:
1. "Sometimes burritos are more important than friends." ~Lee Black
and:
2. "I chose my college based on how likely I would be to meet to meet Eddie Vedder." ~Name omitted to protect the not so innocent
The aforementioned Eddie Vedder lover also added that she used to love him so much that she once lost all control of her bladder during a particularly intense moment at a Pearl Jam concert. I would have paid a lot of money to witness that.
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